唉，真的忍不住要寫。

話說我有一位朋友在學車，上星期日我跟他吃飯。

他跟我說：喂，我學車師傅話最近收了個學生，是香港小姐，原來是你個"friend"!
我：系？那你叫你師傅小心上鏡。
他：下，學車都要夾新聞？有什麽好夾

早上收到電郵說中大要拆烽火台，晴天霹靂，搞不懂，劉遵義真的這麼想在歷史留名嗎？開電視又見到陳水扁那麼無恥，氣往上衝，想死。拆烽火台，我精神崩潰，中大亦精神崩潰。烽火台都拆得？劉遵義根本是與學生為敵，一

My recent leisure reading on apology brought back my memory of a long-run Blondie comic strip, in which Mr. Dithers decides to apologize to Dagwood for calling him a "dimwitted noodle brain." Dithers then apologizes by saying, "Dagwood, I'm sorry you're a dimwitted noodle brain" and declares that his conscience is clear because of his "heartfelt apology." (And no prizes for guessing that Mr. Dithers uses the words "I'm sorry" in the sense to express compassion

portfolio 無謂公開，因為實情無貨在手，只有少少工行call輪和零碎股票。每出手就告訴大家好了。

上星期入了一張期指（恒指），一廂情愿的希望G20會有驚喜及人行會減息，結果當然是令人失望。所以今天就平了。

今天，沽了一張