最近在研究用一隻叫 textpattern 的CMS，主要原因是因為想重建失落的 EVA Zone ，但自己又懶於update html (其實也不過是開 Dreamweaver，打字，update…，不過有時真的連開Dreamweaver都懶)，所以會想找一隻CMS來建站，直接的Web Update還真是比較方便，看看我這個寫了大半
「結次婚」和「潔廁得」
早前與友人通電話，
忽地說出一句「結次婚和潔廁得有甚麼分別呢？」
的確，
分別不大。
婚姻不是不像馬桶的，
任憑你扭盡六壬，
配有恆溫裝置和十四K包金，
它的作用始終如一。
難道會用馬桶來洗臉嗎？
只怪有些人對婚姻有太
忽地說出一句「結次婚和潔廁得有甚麼分別呢？」
的確，
分別不大。
婚姻不是不像馬桶的，
任憑你扭盡六壬，
配有恆溫裝置和十四K包金，
它的作用始終如一。
難道會用馬桶來洗臉嗎？
只怪有些人對婚姻有太
3.6GHz 超到 6GHz
超到6Ghz的pentium4，肯定好熱，當中散熱用的是液化氮，好激！
Related link: The magic ‘Six’ (6GHz) has been broken
新ie只限xp
m$在搗自己的米，ie已經是好多年沒有更新過，而終於有更新的時候，卻又只限xp人。我們公司的機都是2000來的，沒有機會享用新的browser了。不過，這樣也好，大家就轉用 firefox 吧！
Related Link: Microsoft: To secure IE, upgrade to XP
救命鼠鼠
經過訓練的老鼠，再加上儀器的幫助，可以”嗅”到有人類的地方，因為老鼠身形細小的關係，可以去到很多人和狗隻都去不到的地方。當你被困火場時，看到這樣一隻小老鼠也算是總安慰吧！ 
Related Link: Rats’ brain waves cound find trapped people
完全handfree – nouse
對於常用電腦的人，雙手常常都要遊走於keyboard與mouse之間，其實都會想盡量停留在一個地方，所以才會有keyboard shortcut，減少遊走的動作，而使工作更快速。
NOUSE = Nose + Mouse，也就是說：用你的鼻子做滑鼠！用眨眼做mouse click！實現方法是用webcam capture實時
虛榮
在經濟日漸獨立以後，
才發現童年的貧乏，
和遺下的荒涼有多深長。
深知自己的虛榮是性格上的缺陷，
不全然是童年的遺憾。
然而，
再努力遮蔽還是如黃沙般流散。
一切童年落空的願望，
在母親衣櫥內找不到的華美，
今天卻花光
Look down, Look down, Don't look 'em in the eye
Javert Now bring me prisoner 24601 Your time is up And your parole’s begun You know what that means
Valjean Yes, it means I’m free
Javert NO! It means you get Your yellow ticket-of-leave You are a thief
Valjean I stole a loaf of bread!
Javert You robbed a house!
Valjean I broke a window pane! My sister’s child was close to death And we were starving!
Javert And you will starve again Unless you learn the meaning of the
Foreigner learning Cantonese
Here is an article written by Daisann McLane, who has learnt Cantonese for a period of time. 係、啦、都 with all 9 tones actaully represent different words in Chinese and of course has different meaning. The author find it interesting to learn Cantonese although these words sometimes confuse her. She found that the language is “Cantonese is like Italian to Mandarin’s German.”.
It’s interesting to see how the other sees us, including our language.
Related Link: Dispatches From Hong Kong – How
Funny news about porn
Yup. It’s a news about porn. It’s laughing my ass off…. Porn companies being fined for unsafe working environment. Here is some “quotes”:
Susan Gard, agency spokeswoman, said the companies violated California law when actors performed sex scenes without using condoms. She said state law requires employers to protect workers who are exposed to blood or bodily fluids on the job.
“Any bodily fluid is considered infectious,” she said. “That means barrier equipment must be used.”
So