男友一百戒條 (修訂版)

1. 你可以同任何16歲以上無血緣關係既女性單獨外出或者傾超過5分鐘電話,不過後果自負。
2. 我‘meet’你既時候你唔准縮。
3. 我會check你既來電顯示,你都可以,睇下到時邊個心虛d。
4. 空姐都係人,佢唔會24小時

留言信箱

以下係我最新既留言信箱內容,

如果你係我既女性朋友,

我建議你聽完首接駁鈴聲就收線,

唔好話我又扮173熱線,

我把聲天生係咁,

我冇辦法架。

「hello,我係elaine呀。喂呀,我下個月生日啦,你到時係咪會請我食生日飯同埋會

得著

昨夜與I晚飯,

提起現在我可獨自喝掉一枝紅酒而不會醉倒,

她帶笑說這是我和A分開後唯一的得著。

是呀,我知道。

一個月內,

我由吃酒心巧克力會面紅耳熱喝半杯啤酒會醉倒,

變成喝掉一枝紅酒穿著4吋stiletto仍可在安慶台的石

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Weekly spam summary on September 30th, 2006

This week, we:

  • got 15,751 messages from 307 different IP addresses.
  • handled 19,911 sessions from 1,047 different IP addresses.
  • received 154,477 connections from at least 38,870 different IPaddresses.
  • hit a highwater of 9 connections being checked at once.

This is all about the same level as last week , or at most down a little bit.Oddly, we show a bit of a volume


Hot

M: u are hot
W: to be honest, im not
M: damn.....u make me hot
W: sorry, i wont hv ONS w/ u
M: i know
M: i am not askin you for ons
W: then wht u want?
M: um....
M: dunno yet
M: im touching myself
W: jesus............



請容我對一眾向我行注目禮的

Gnome daemons you'll want to run in a custom environment

As a followup to an an earlier entry , here's what I've worked out abouthow to use the standard Gnome automount and other stuff in your owncustom environment. All of this is based on Fedora Core 5, but I thinkit's probably generic to any modern Gnome-based system.

The Gnome automount stuff is done by gnome-volume-manager , which runsas the user and communicates with the system HAL daemon to do all theactual work. This just mounts things when they'


儀式,或好似癲左一樣

當5和6同時對你有利
你卻顯得極端自我否定
木星主宰你的膝和腳踝
你為自己放血消除記憶和慾望
厭於回答問題
出走陷於窮途
物件不翼而飛
信被耽誤

——一夏宇,〈你就再也不想去那裡旅行〉,節錄。

香港人的集體回憶 —「餐餐有餸加」

我比較後知後覺,還是看了8月號的「誠品好讀」的香港漫畫專題,才發現了「餐餐有餸加」這本好書的。

拿著那期「誠品好讀」,到阿麥書房打聽,陰聲細氣的店長說:一早賣清光了,等第二版吧。

過了幾星期,再訪阿麥書房


Why I hate $LANG and locales on Unix

; cat foobe+c 1be+f 2bed  3; look bed foobed  3; sort -o foo foo; look bed foo || echo failedfailed; cat foobe+c 1bed  3be+f 2; echo $LANGen_US.UTF-8

Locales are intrinsically a user interface issue; you want to presentinformation to the user in their specific local format. The Unix $LANG approach is intrinsically because commands have no idea whether they arepresenting information to the user