Proud

Of all the words a proud, jovial daddy might use to describe her daughter after a holiday trip, perhaps only I would choose quiet .

It's no secret that as a toddler continues to grow, so too will the list of parents' surprise items. The very last thing that a toddler needs is our suggestion to make up a thousand ways of playing. The toddler learns the trick by herself.

Hear that thumping sound? That's my daughter's game of flying pillow (when we stayed in

Vacuum

I never delight much in the Chinese New Year.

The feeling of emptiness occurs when you know that even the daily newspaper will come to a break. Newspaper stops, shops are closed, and a lot of hospital services come to a halt. Everything stands still, the way a city stays behind after all the clocks vanish and the minutes quit their orderly tick. Pause.

I can also remember all those legendary words of greeting one has to say in front of the elderly. It isn't that I hate to

Feel

One of my colleagues got a bout of serious gastroenteritis last week.

When we went through the patients together during the morning round, he could hardly walk. His stomach hurled heavenward, bile and acid scratching his throat as he told me the discharge plan for our patients one by one. He talked as if his tongue turned into flypaper; he walked as if he trousers would fall. My poor friend stopped after each patient (which he seldom has to) before he could go on, insides cramping.

But, and

Telephone

Telephone manner cannot be found within the undergraduate medical curriculum, but it's something that doctors have to learn throughout the years of medical training.

Doctors are regularly called upon to answer pager. Some are summoned to resuscitate patients whose hearts stop beating, while others are called because their patients have difficulty with counting sheep. Several of them are paged in the middle of a concert. The question could sometimes be about the doctor's indecipherable handwriting, or else, an unnecessary intrusion into the doctor's sleep. More

Mary Poppins

I began to get a pretty good sense of kids' stories. Mary Poppins is a case in point. That's one of Jasmine's most favorite stories recently.

In particular, she loves the character of jovial Uncle Albert who floats up in the air whenever he laughs. All visitors of Uncle Albert can join him in a tea party in mid-air, as long as they chuckle together. One word of caution: thinking of something sad will take away your flying magic.

That says everything about the

Kid's Diary

I can easily go on my errands after picking up a book at random. That includes kid's story books, like Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid .

Don't laugh - unless you're laughing at the story's character Greg Heffley instead of me.

Well, I learned a lot from Grey Heffley, too. His school playground started off the year with all sorts of things, like monkey bars and swings and stuff. But that was a year ago. Then the playground became

Unexpected

The most satisfying kind of Christmas gift - and the one most likely to stay for years of festivity memory - is the unexpected kind.

For weeks before Christmas, my wife and I have included our three-year-old darling to prepare and celebrate the holidays. Christmas tree and gingerbread man were decorated in a funny manner. Some of the decorations are traditional, some unconventional, and many are exaggeration. The Santa Claus decoration, as she'd made in the school, had five whopping eyes.

On Christmas Eve

Stereotype

On my way to work, I heard the news that we have to follow incredibly stringent rules when submitting photographs for application of Chinese visa. Absurd as the requirement is, it states precisely the dimension of the face, the interval length between two pupils, the area for the two eyes to fall within the photograph, and emotion of the applicant. For this very reason, many applicants fail.

I had no idea what these rules are trying to achieve, but I tried to guess. Can they make the identification more

Rebuke

One day, a city was struck by a hurricane.

There's no joy for the citizens in such bad weather, and certainly none for the fire brigade. All the firemen were exhausted. And that's not all. Some frustrated firemen grabbed the streetsleepers' shawls and blankets to wrap themselves up in. Some defecated in the open. Some fled. Morale had been swept away as if by a tsunami.

So what can be done to a poor guy whose home happened to be on fire?

The answer

Gorilla

Jasmine is going to be three years old tomorrow.

Three years isn't such a long time in the equation of life, but it was long enough for me to see every amazing new page in her life. What makes these three years special is the way my ever-more-independent daughter changes and grows. Gone is the packing of napkins every time we go out, so too is the bib. Before you know it, she walks. Before you know it, she talks. Before you know it