Greetings, Terranoids! The lasers have been aligned, the coordinates triangulated, and all the go buttons are finally flashing and ready for the INCREDIBLE INVASION OF PLANET EARTH. We will be (crash) landing on Steam—JANUARY 27th, 2026. The whole team—at Size Five Games —has been hard at work making sure jokes land in all our languages, setting up bars for small blue aliens and looping the orgy room (just to make sure it works!), and we're now ready to invite you on the biggest space adventure this side of planet Tyryth.

Want an early peek at what's in store? We have a BRAND-NEW DEMO you can play RIGHT NOW . This is EARTH MUST DIE . These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from my dear, sweet, extremely dead father? This is complete bullsh*t, and I'm going to make them very dead.